raye dan demam

woah kali ni aku fever,fever n fever lagi.bagai luke lame berdarah kembali(x tau la betol ke x peribahase neh!)haha. haritu 1st day raye puase aku da demam.then,ujong bulan lepas pon demam.ni raye haji pon demam lagi.peeh dasat betol.rasenye dari bulan sept smpi nov ni da 3kali aku demam.tak tau la ape masalah.myb antibody x kuat kot.. ape bole buat.da naseb badan.redha saje dgn segale ujianNYA....huhu. tapi skarang rase da oke siket.batok da kurang flu pon da x beransur okeyy!!yiippii! thanx ibu sbb belikan madu batu.lps da minom bertegok2 badan da beransur sehat.wee..

kalau korang laa..?

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of hisQuestions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Boy.: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Boy.: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'
Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy..: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy toIIM AHMEDABAD (Indian Institute Of Management)I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

2nd account

halololo.. ehem.assalamualaikum.. ni aku nak bagi tau bahawesenye ini adelah blog aku yg ke-2. yg dulu pye da tak kemas sbb aku jrg updated die.so die da mcm gigi yg rongak.berselang² haha..(tp aku da deleted pun..). kali ni aku akan sedaye upaye meluangkan sedikit mase aku utk 2nd account aku ni supaye ianye sentiase ter-updated dan di updated oleh aku .huhu. jadi makenye bermulalah kisah dan crite² (hot dan x hot) aku pade hari ini, esok dan esok dan seterusnye dan seterusnye.. ooh ooh lagi 1, ganba kat seblah ni bukan aku nak batak² or nak menunjok², aku tau smorang pon ade.tp ini juz kenang²an aku yg nak aku share ngn korang je. time ni aku bukan 20,23 or 30.tapi aku baru form5 (17thn le).sekolah ktorg tlh mngadekan hari graduasi utk spm candidates pade thn 2008.dan aku adelah slh seorang darinye.wee.. setelah pnjg aku crite arini,aku jugak nak ucapkan trime kaseh kat uols² yg rele menyinggah dan mmbace crite² aku kat blog ni. sekian...