Calon-calonnya..!

wah tiba2 malam ni rasa macam nak TERcerita pasal calon2 suami plak. hah SUAMI?? perlu ke guna ayat tu.. okelah disebabkan SUAMI tu agak menjejeskan sikit bunyik die aku pakai LAKI je lah. baru la cool.. haha! dulu aku pernah cerita pasal kahwin. tapi camne nak kawen kalau takda calon kan. tu la aku nak habaq malam ni

ekceli mood gatal ni datang lagi bila aku rasa nak tengok movie tapi takda sape aku nak ajak. time ni la tiba2 terfikir kalau la aku ade bakal/calon laki boleh ajak die temankan.. bole suruh die belanja.. tapi aku kesah hape! aku baru 20 tahun.. muda lagi.. *sedapkan hati*

aku ni bukanlah jenis perempuan yg suka memilih sangat. itu tak boleh ini tak boleh. sume pun serba tak boleh. APA PON TAK BOLEH! aku ni jenis yg simple2 je.. kalau nak carik calon laki pun yg sederhana2 je.. janji die kaya, kacak bergaya, gagah perkasa sudah lah.. alah! yg simple2 je lah! takda la kata high taste sangat macam bawang putih tu. nak kahwin dengan anak raja je. huh!

so kat sini aku nak tunjuk lah beberapa contoh lelaki idaman. aww malunya nak cerita! *blushing*

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oke ni mestilah aku letak #1 kan.. rasa2 sume pun bole agak. sape tak nak laki baik, beriman, anak soleh, muka suci, suka bagi tazkirah kat korang tiap2 hari. kan kan kan? :))

yg #2 mestilah lelaki yg bekerjaya. ada kedudukan kewangan yg kukuh. i mean bukanlah nak yg kaya2 sgt. yg 'SEDERHANA' mcm kat gambar atas ni pun bole je.. duit MEMANG bukan segala2nya kat aku. janji bole tanggung aku kan.. kalau tak keje kang nak bagi aku makan ape plak.

#3 mesti la rajin.. penting tu! top 3 tau! masak bole.. kemas rumah bole.. jage baby bole.. ehh baby? aww malu lagi! terbaik tu laki cani. bole harap.

pasal paras rupa aku tak kesah sangat. kalau emsem sgt nanti org mengata "ehh kapel tu macam bintang dengan bumi!". kalau gagah perkasa sangat pun nnt ada yg kata lelaki gagah mak hayam! badan ketul2 tapi perempuan perut buncit tayar spare bersepah! so yg sederhana mcm jacob cerita twilight ni pun bole la.. bibir sepsi. hidung mancung. mate redup! fuhh kompem anak emsem ni..! :))



oke lah cukup la tu. tak nak byk2 sangat sebab aku tak pernah pun ada CIRI-CIRI LELAKI IDAMAN ni. sebab kalau nak berciri2 sangat kang umur 40 pun aku anak dara lagi. bhaha! kalau semua perempuan sibuk nak carik lelaki yg PERFECT aku plak sibuk carik lelaki yg sederhana2 je. contoh yg sederhana ni macam yg kat atas2 ni sume lah. :))

cik mona

KAWEN OOH KAWEN!!

 'WILL U MARRY ME'

 'SUDIKAH DIKAU MENJADI SURI DI RUMAH KU?' (ayat mcm nak jadikan org gaji je)

ni sume ayat2 yg dah muak aku kene dengar bila tengok cerita omputeh ke.. drama2 melayu ke.. eyeuwww..

ekceli tak lah geli sangat. kalau dah ade lelaki yg terpaksa rele nak cakap camtu kat aku.. kompen seminggu tak tidur wooo.. teruja punya pasal! bhahaha. tapi harap2 la tak dapat laki yg tangkap leleh sangat. kang tak pasal2 dia guna ayat kat atas ni nak propose aku. ehh what!! aku cerita pasal PROPOSE? jejesnye! eyeuwww sekali lagi.. tapi takpe lah. seronok jugak. nak sambung la cerita aku ni. hahaha

oke baru sat tadi aku tengok gambar2 orang kawen kat FB. sume yg sebaye aku dah kawen. dulu masa sekola meleleh je hingos. tup tup abes sekola dah kawen.. tibe2 dan tak sengaja aku terpiker macam mane la rupe aku masa kawen nanti? berapa umur aku time kawen tu? ape pulak tema aku? kale ape aku nak pilih? wow! dalam taknak taknak tu berangan jugak pasal kawen.. yang paling2 penting mcm mane cara aku nak ajak kawen tu eh? kalau dia malu2 hanjeng takkan aku nak cakap dulu kot....... *malu2 tutup muka*

mungkin benda mcm ni akan terjadi kat aku? wuu oke jugak. lain dari yg lain.. i likee..! nanti aku yg kene ajak dia g dinner kat tempat yg sunyi2 sikit. pastu konon2 buat seprais la sangat.. keluarkan cincen n cakap 'WEH KAWEN JUM?!' mesti dia teruja kan.. awww sepsinye!

time kawen plak mungkin aku akan pilih tema ni sebab ada darah jawa yg mengalir kat badan aku ni. tapi kan.. takkan aku nak biar org lain tengok aurat laki aku. oooo tak bole.. tak bole..

tapi! yg aku masih tak bole nak jawab lagi. BERAPA UMUR AKU TIME TU? mungkin aku dah berumur/kawen lambat (kire andartu la tu). lepas tu makcik2 yg datang majlis aku tu mesti akan cakap 'pangantin perempuannya tu andartu.. dulu masa muda2 tak laku letewww!' owww shit! takkan terjadi macam ni!

hmmm pasal umur tu tak kesah sangat kot.. sebab aku pun BARU 20tahun. TERLALU MUDA SANGAT! aku ada baaanyakkkk masa lagi nak berpiker pasal umur ni. 

tapi ada 1 lagi aku takut. lepas kawen mesti nak ada family kan..??

family aku besar/ramai cani ke nanti? dah bole buat team bola sepak! kalau pergi beli barang anak berderet kat belakang mcm anak itik. bhahaha! hah kalau anak ramai2 ni mesti aku kene duduk rumah pakai kain batik + baju T masuk dalam kain. tak sempat nak uruskan diri sendiri.. oh myyy... kasihannye aku..

haihh rasenye penat pulak cerita pasal kawen-kawen ni. kalau nak cerita suma sampai esok pun tak abes. so baik aku stop sampai sini aje sebelum aku merapu meraban cerita sampai aku dah tua.

oke sekian aje.. aku rasa macam dah bole nak g toilet sekarang untuk muntah!

-cikmona-

PERLU KE DADA TERLALU MENONJOL WALAUPUN DALAM LUKISAN? 13PG

hah ni entry ke-2 aku untuk malam ni. wahh kau.. kerajinan pulak aku malam ni. tengok tajuk macam... watdehe ada lucah2. tak senonoh betol gadis ni! haha. yaaa! ini lah entry terlucah pertama aku (bangga ni bangga). tapi takyah risau.. tak payah nak tengok kanan kiri, nyorok2 nak baca entry ni. takat 13PG.. 'ringan2' je tu.. bhahahah *gelak jahat*

ekceli aku nak cerita pasal adik aku, iman. biasalah budak lajah 1 kan.. tengah sibuk nak baca buku je macam kita kecik2 dulu. kitorang ada lah melanggan buku Sayang Muslim (uu buku nak baik) untuk iman baca2. sambil2 tu kat dalam tu ada la die suruh mengeja, mewarna, melukis pun mestilah ada!

untuk bulan lepas ke bulan ni punye buku aku tak pasti, dia ada suruh lukis gamba ibu. dengan nafsu melukis yang membuak2 iman menunjukkan kasih sayang seorang anak soleh dengan melukis gamba ibu.. kitorang pun tak perasan bila dia buat kerja ni. mungkin time dia balik sekolah ke hape ke.. tau2 malam tu akak aku yang perasan. siyes aku cakap sedih aku tengok gamba tu.. teruja sungguh!

segmen melukis gamba ibu.. :))

kat atas tu terang benderang dia tulis LUKIS DAN TULIS NAMA IBU. apahal rajin sangat sampai gamba abah skali dia lukis. nak bodek le tu! tak kesah lah. janji emsem la jugak ni. rambut pacak kulit durian wehh!

ni lah gamba sepasang suami istri yang bahagia. hahaha

ni plak baru lah gamba ibu saya. 10 kali padam tu. nak lukis cantik2 punye pasal. konon muka betol2 dengan yang lukisan nak bagi sama la. dah la eja nama pun salah. sukati kau je eh man!

tapi........ yang aku pelek nye.....

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apa ni man..??? sexy-nye.. mana kau pandai lukis gamba2 macam ni. aku pon tak reti nak buat bende2 cani (suci kan aku ni..) ni bukan je menonjol. ni dah tahap hebat dari tertonjol dan segala jol. muka memang hancur la sikit kan sebab 10kali rubber2. tang yang bulat2 tu takde cacat cele langsung! phuuiih!

yang ni aku kurang pasti. mungkin ke iman lukis gamba ibu pakai seluar. tapi jarang sekali ibu pakai seluar kalau time nak keluar. selalu ibu pakai jubah je. tapi nampak macam dia lukis pakai baju kurung. tapi mana kainnya..??

haihh ni suma mesti terpengaruh dengan anime jepun yang keluar dekat tivi. patutlah dia suka tengok. ceit! sadis kan gamba ibu saya?? lepas ni jangan harap lah kau nak tengok lagi cerita sepsi2 camtu. kau tengok dora the explorer je sudah. sopan sikit cartoon dia. aku pon tengok OASIS je. tak tengok pun cartoon camtu. *muka bangga kening angkat2*

-cikmona-

GAY??

2 hari yang lalu tengah aku duduk syok + ghairah menonton tv aku terdengar suara sumbang menyanyi2 berlagu riang. tapi lagu yang dinyanyikan tu agak comel la jugak. bila aku toleh je ke sebelah kiri aku, aku ternampak seorang kanak2 dengan penuh perasaannya tengah nyanyi lagi KOOKABARA.

disebabkan lagu tu comel aku layan la jugak. joget2 sambil tepuk2 tangan sekali gus terasa macam comel pulak aku buat camtu. *perahsantan kau cila!*

bila dah penat terkinja2 aku pun terasa macam nak nyanyi la jugak. takkan asek berjoget je dari tadi.. bosan makk! so dengan pantas aku merampas buku BI ke ntah buku music ke dari adik aku. mula2 siyes aku tak perasan mende ni. bila dah masuk kali ke-2 ke ke-3 camtu baru aku parasan 1 mende ni. (lambat pickup memang camni)

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anda nampak kan..? yaa sudah terang lagi bersuluh dengan jelas disitu tertulis GAY.!

i pun konpius gak nokk mula2. kot kot adik i salah eja. maklum lah budak 7tahun kan.. aku pon keluarkan soklan cepumas aku. "betul ke cicher iman tulis cani?" iman jawab dengan muka cemas jugak "iyaaa. cicher iman buat cani. iman ikut je la". *kalau salah tulis ngaku je la man..!*

tapi mungkin betul jugak cikgu dia yang buat camtu. biasalah bahasa ingris kan. 1 ayat bole jadi ada 10 makna. apa yang aku tau 'gay' tu seronok camtu laa.. tapi aku tak puas hati gak! aku amek kamus carik apa tu 'gay'? nahh! aku jumpa gay tu dia tulis riang ria. dan takda makna lain lagi dalam kamus tu. (tak cukup tebal kot kamus aku tu)

walaupun makna yang aku harap2 kan sangat takda, aku tak putus asa gak nak carik makna sebenarnya. aku try bukak kamus english - english. dan.. apa yang aku jumpa membuahkan hasil. dia kata gay : homosexual person , especially a man. sudah terang terangan dan tak payah disuluh lagi! bhahahaha! puas hati aku.

tapi!!! mana 1 maknanya yang sebenar. takkan cicher dia nak buat ayat camtu dalam lagu kanak2. sepatutnya cicher dia kena bagi ayat yang suci dan mudah difahami. atau!! adik aku yang salah tulis. (rabun kot budak tu). sama2 lah kita kaji. hahahah! i ni bahasa ingris tak penah dapat A. so sape2 yang terel gila tu bole lah bagi cadangang (ehh terkeluau ayat ganu).

sekian terima kasih. :)

-cikmona-

Whom to Blame?

Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep It in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot The matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by Its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine Meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She Was terrified how to face her husband.


When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child , He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.


QUESTIONS:
1. What were the five words?

2. What is the implication of this story?


ANSWER :
The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive Behaviour.

The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.

There is no point In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her..

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would Be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies, Unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are Actually not as difficult as you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

hard day? no stress!

children SEE, children DO.

make your influence positive..

hard wokers

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.

""Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said,"Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

The father was furious,"If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, Then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior.

"The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and startedTo think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier,"said the man.
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

Lesson to learn from Heart Touching Story: But even better, share Rs.100 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

...think PRACTICALLY.

kalau korang laa..?

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of hisQuestions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Boy.: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Boy.: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'
Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy..: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy toIIM AHMEDABAD (Indian Institute Of Management)I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'